- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the batteries that are not included.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the hairball that clogs your drains.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am .
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the onion that stings in your eye.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the low ratings that cancel your program.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the auditor that wants to look at your books.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the jackal that gnaws at your bones.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the smoke that smokes smoked oysters.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the termite that devours your floorboards.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the surprise in your cereal box.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the headache in the criminal mind.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the slug that slimes your begonias.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the jailer who throws away the key.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the itch you cannot reach.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the switch that derails your train.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the chill that runs up your spine.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the spider who nips at your neck.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the little mouse that eats your cheese.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the widget missing from the easy-to-assemble swing set.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the icky bug that crawls up your trouser leg.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the onion that stings in your eyes.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the paper cut that ruins your morning.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the butter that burns in your pan.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the surcharge that triples your bill.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the clipper that trims your hedges.
- [blue smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night,
- I am the blister on the pinkie toe of crime.
- [red smoke] I am the terror that flaps in the night.
- I am –obviously out of DarkWing™ smoke.
I am DarkWing Duck, Let's get dangerous.